Friday, May 11, 2012

I let myself be bothered...


You might get the whole of Molivos Animal Welfare Society on your back, Torsten! And all Bird Watchers Associations. I mean, you really love animals.  You like birds. You are a dog man, basically. Like cats as well and donkeys. Donkeys are fantastic. They always keep staring at you as if you were one of them...

But your relation to pigeons is a very vulnerable one. To say the least. They are pretty to look at. But you hate them. They wake you up in the morning, they keep you away from an afternoon nap and they are noisy the whole day. With all the telephone poles and those for electricity surrounding this house, you cannot get away from them. No matter how you try. You have their sounds ringing in your ears the whole day. And they keep shitting on the terrace, right? Even if you got a nice picture of the most obstinate one, you should just  get yourself a slingshot, to commence a diĆ”logo.....   



2 comments:

  1. Usually I have a little giggle over your contempt for pigeons, but this morning I went out to the garden and saw what can only be the wreckage of a late night pigeon party. Devastating! So today I share your pain and we shake a fist together!

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